Why did we pick the name "Galactic Headquarters" for our business?

In ancient times before email, memos used to be printed on paper. Occasionally a wide-eyed middle-manager would burst into one's office clutching a memo and exclaiming "It's a message from galactic headquarters!" So "galactic headquarters" was simply a moniker for corporate headquarters.

Everyone wanted to move up the corporate ladder and work for galactic headquarters. Ater all, what could be better than working for galactic headquarters? Owning it, of course!